Brenden W. Rensink

Historian of the North American West, Borderlands, Indigenous Peoples, and Environment

MadLibs Courtesy of Spam-Bots

One of the joys of running a blog is the spam that comes through as comments. This is the reason I require moderation before any comments post, and even though I require authentication, overseas spam robots still troll this site on occasion. Usually, it is about 1 spam comment a weeks. Over this weekend, however, I received over 100!

They are all weird fake scam-y retail websites and the text of the comments, either computer generated or written by someone with poor English skills, are hilarious. I don’t think I could come up with nonsense this random if I tried. MadLibs for the 21st century.

Here are a few of my favorites:

  • “possibly not earlier than in order to possesses a expensive artisan detected these types of mainstream focus.”
  • “Well before paying for, you must explore the reviews for the buyers and find a trustworthy company.”
  • “Coupling your dress utilizing plant routine tie pantyhose, typically the ensemble isn’t only popular but will also sophisticated.”
  • “Uh oh! Santas recently been these initially, anf the husband displayed way up this sack just how Zu Dog or cat plaything rodents! Certainly no! It will be the a single doll any toddler needs a single, and your little one isn’t any exemption.”
  • “The reason I purchased this breadmaker these products is they may be particularly stylish and those days lots of the celebs also be dressed in UGG boots.”
  • “How to start: Prohibition is the greatest Assess!”
  • “Insurance policy for some ring finger certain foods which includes chocolate-coated strawberries, miniature nachos, poker chips, along with lasagna.”

 

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